Hush little baby (reprise)

Hush little baby don’t you yell, Cause kitty’s going to buy you some stylin’ gel, And if that gel don’t fix your hair, Kitty’s going buy you hat to wear…

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Another Caption Opportunity

Caption this photo for me:

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Help Requested. Urgent.

This image requires a caption, stat! Submit yours below. There may be prizes, if one or more are deemed prizeworthy.

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Cat, otter, and girl

Somebody found this blog by searching for “cat and otter,” and somebody else searched for “sixth grade girl.” I think that’s all the ingredients I need to write my wife’s favorite novel. I’ll keep you updated on my progress.

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How to Draw a Torii

Somebody found my website by googling “How to draw a Torii.” I am so happy that I can help. Here are my instructions on how to draw a Torii, and by a Torii, I mean, my rotund panthery kitty named Torii. It’s really simple, just circles and triangles. Have fun! 1. 2. 3. 4.

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Blog Roundup, featuring Bertie twice

Here’s an actual blog round up, which I haven’t done in a while, but there was a minor flurry of activity last week. I visited the St. Michael, Minnesota middle school last week and met a bunch of cool kids and a very cool teacher, Jill Foltz, who blogged about it better than I could. [...]

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QNABS: Backyard Safari

Question nobody asks but should: What is your best backyward safari story? Or perhaps the question is: Why are you so afraid of squirrels? Here’s the answer: And here’s a response from Bertie:

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Cats and Writing

Torii is an 18 pound panther who loves his kibble. When he’s hungry, you know it. He’ll walk up to you and say in a level but meaningful way: Rowr. And if you don’t go feed him, he’ll say it again. And again. And again. And again. Punctuating each Rowr with paw cuffs, head butts, [...]

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Books & Boxes

I feel like George McFly. At the end of Back to the Future, after Marty changes the future by getting his dad (George) to sock Biff in the nose, and returns in the Delorian, there’s a scene where George — played by the brilliant and unpredictable Crispin Glover — carries in boxes of his new [...]

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Confessions…

It’s bound to come out sooner or later, so I better just come clean: I watch American Idol. moar funny pictures moar funny pictures

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